September 2012
His Majesty's Consort (Ch. 1)
theclassics4:
Summary: A poor farmer took a loan from the king. He has nothing else to pay, except his beautiful daughter.
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Not exactly consensual on her part (at least not in this chapter)
Notes: I got it up early!!! …I didn’t mean that dirty… I had to go back and edit it, so it should read a bit better and shouldn’t have too many mistakes. And it’s my first time with smut...
4 tags
much inspiration
I have TWO rumbelle versions in Storybrooke with the arrival of Emma:
1) Belle is Storybrooke Sexy-Librarian living with Mary Margaret and Emma
2) Belle is GOLD’S WIFE
Rumbelle: A Garden For Keeps
thehinkypanda:
A Garden For Keeps
Rating: PG
Prompts: Gardener!Belle, green
Gold sometimes wondered just how hard it would have been to live with the tree half-way in his house. Surely it wouldn’t have been half the trouble as it was to remove the thing and then repair the gaping hole of damage that was left. The casualties had been a screened in porch, mud room and a small portion of the...
Jane Espenson: And a lot of people have asked, "Why didn't he just say 'please give me the cup'?"
Robert Carlyle: I don't...I don't know. I think he forgot.
Both: (laugh)
Robert: Damn! If only I remembered...
Jane: Yeah. He forgot.
For the Anon:
oh-yeah-that-writer-girl:
I screencapped this for you so that I could put it in the tags in case you were waiting for it. Unfortunately I don’t have the technological skills/missing e download/magical ability to tag my answers…
But I hope you find this anyways!
Un resiente estudio realizado en europa demostro que el 90% de las personas no...
– German Garmendia - La tecnologia (via lhaxikakarito)
Bajo Bajo, reblogueo, Bajo Bajo reblogueo ♪
crushtothemonster:
HolaSoyGerman subirá vídeos de los CHI-NOS!!
Debes demostrarle que eres profundo
maru-novoa:
Germán: Cuando el rico le roba al pobre, se llama negocio. Pero cuando el pobre pelea por recuperarlo, se llama violencia…
Novia: Oye qué profundo, dónde lo leíste?
Germán: En TUMBLR!
Waiting for that awkward moment when....
hyperpsychomaniac:
One day Belle comes home and is like: “Rumpelstiltskin… where did that baby come from?”
I love Lucy.
lil-miss-choc:
Peter: That’s the trouble with girls; never carry a map in your heads.
Lucy: That’s because our heads have something in them.
Rumplestiltskin: This is a land without magic, and I’m bringing it back.
Belle: Why?
Rumplestiltskin: Because magic is power.
Belle: You son of a--
Rumplestiltskin: By which I mean that I need to be able to protect you and myself and my long-lost son-- who I also need magic to find-- from Regina.
Belle:
Rumplestiltskin: What?
Belle: Why the hell wouldn’t you lead with THAT?
Rumplestiltskin: ...Dramatic license?
Belle: You are impossible.
duskprincess111:
rufeepeach:
buginateacup:
Am I the only one prepared to go into season 2 of Once Upon a Time already shipping Wendy and Hook?
Nooooooope. Definitely not the only one ;)
Oh dear God I want this more than air!
But what would we call them? Hooked Darlings? Darling Captain? Hmmmm.
nodesiretogrowup:
Having OTP feels right now